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- BOOKS, Page 82What If?
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- CHANGING THE PAST
- by Thomas Berger Little,
- Brown; 285 pages; $18.95
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- Never mind how, but a middle-aged copy editor at a
- publishing house suddenly acquires the chance to erase his life
- so far and become, literally, anyone he wants to be. Walter
- Hunsicker balks a bit at the opportunity. He is content with his
- job and has been peaceably married to the same woman for 30
- years. Why change? The whole thing does not make sense. To which
- the mysterious stranger who has proposed this scheme replies,
- "Since when has `making sense' had any serious reference to what
- happens in reality?"
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- Veteran Thomas Berger fans will immediately recognize this
- preposterous premise for what it is: fair warning that the
- author, in his 16th novel, has something serious in mind. When
- Berger begins with the everyday humdrum, as in Neighbors (1980)
- or The Houseguest (1988), his plots spiral into absurdities. But
- his what-if books, most recently Being Invisible (1987), conceal
- a dark moral within the incredible special effects.
-
- So it is with Changing the Past. Walter succumbs to the
- temptation to remake himself. First he dreams of money and
- becomes Jack Kellog, a big-city real estate tycoon. A few hours
- of this heady life are enough for him. He rushes back to his
- benefactor and complains, "Apparently insofar as I have a
- profession I'm a slumlord among other things, all of them
- unsavory, and privately a demented lecher who drives about the
- streets with his pimp-chauffeur, importuning young women for
- sex. I must say I make my own flesh crawl."
-
- The debacle continues. Walter becomes, successively,
- stand-up comedian Jackie Kellog, author John Kellog and radio
- call-in host Dr. Jonathan Kellog. In each guise he succeeds
- inordinately and then plummets. His life as Jackie is vintage
- Berger, a hilarious, all-purpose show-biz biography. But why do
- these sweet dreams turn so sour?
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- The fault seems to be Walter's abiding selfishness, which
- is most visible when he becomes someone else. Berger's lesson
- -- that bad lives are made out of the flaws of their owners --
- is not entirely new, but neither does it spoil the fun. And the
- novel ends with the most telling punch line of the year.
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